Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I...I'm speechless.

Apollo you in the mouth!

He is a descendant of the Roman God Apollo.

Italian?

Meet SIR FISTO

I’m The Crusher.

Don't you wish you could crush seagulls with your face?

Stupid MTV. Stupid fat, redneck, redheads. Stupid Fabio.

Seriously. I can't think about it without getting my stomach all upset. I want to throw up now, but...anyways. It was on some MTV reality show, where they paid people to do stupid like that. That was probably one of the worst ones ever, though. I don't think it got much worse than that. Ugh. Sickest thing I have ever seen. She was also like, a fat, redheaded, redneck. WHY THE smurf WOULD YOU DO THAT. Especially for just 400. No smurfing way. Barf.