Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

But on the flipside, murdering someone with one slash of your pistol is pretty manly.

I hate it in videogames when you get killed by someone pistol whipping you. It's so...uncool. I want to die a manly death. That's the goal.

As far as words and junk go, whiplash. But pistol whip is a better action.

Do you think whiplash or pistol whip is cooler?

My mother got it when she was in a car accident. The name always sounded pretty cool.

It hurts like a bitch! And it's damaging, I think.

Is that a good thing?

You're gonna get whiplash.

It’s not really all that bad.

I should really stop doing that to you. You don't deserve it! Lobotomies, rehab, what the hell.