Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Conditioner is heavenly, yes. Although when I use it and wash it out, it never feels like it's actually OUT. And I get paranoid. Cause it's too soft and stuff...you know what I mean?

For your pleasure: fyuckling

Maybe that’s why it’s always so much less painful after conditioner. Sweet, sweet conditioner. There is... wait a minute. I forgot what I was fyuckling going to type.

Yeah. It enables the hairs to slide around each other easier! That's not a great explanation but whenever I have tangles it's always so much easier to get them out when they're wet. But hats are good too. HAT HAIR

Lubrication, perhaps? Bah. I will just wear a hat.

I think it's easier to get them out if you get them wet first.

I think I have a couple around the back. I can’t reach around there (not at the moment, anyway) so who knows? I can’t say sure, though. Maybe I will rub my head against sandstone.

Don't rip your tangles! Don't do it. If you have any, that is.

It’s possible. *combs hair*

Even in the space of one day?