Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Almost, but no. I am usually on high alert.

Have you ever been injured by an escalator? If you haven’t, then you don’t know the half of it!

100%. Maybe I just get annoyed too easily, but man does that bug me. It's never usually a problem though, since I prefer stairs over all. Anything but the elevator. Get away!

I see you agreed on his escalator rant.

That guy's so funny. He's a GOLDMINE.

Safest place on the plane.

Next time you go on a plane, stay in the bathroom the whole time.

I’m going to hold you up to that.

Maybe that's just because you haven't found a really good pair yet. YOU'LL SEE.

I don’t know about you, but I haven’t got a favorite pair of pants. They are all just pants to me.