Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Now I’m afraid. More than afraid... I am terrified, Kristina. :((

It's happened before. Don't rule it out. You don't know how these lobotomies work!

I doubt I’d become an evil genius after a lobotomy.

You'd probably be more like Hannibal Lector than a pet, if I'm going to be honest.

I’d be like your pet! I guess that wouldn’t be so bad, as long as I could trust you enough to feed me.

We could get you a muzzle.

It’s probably better, actually... after the surgery, I’d probably be a wild animal, and would most likely murder you. :(

Of course. It's just too bad I can't hold your hand while it's being done!

I can’t go on my own. Would you go with me? You know, how girls can’t go to an abortion clinic without someone else going with them. It’s something like that.

You need a lobotomy.