Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

2010. For the World Cup (football)

What do you mean by "that thing?"

When are you going back to South Africa?

Jesus Christ. Rafiki. When I was a child in South Africa I fell in love with him and I would dance singing "SQUASH BANANA SQUASH BANANA" yeah

Hey there, Meaty! What ya got for me today?

AND IT WAS AN "ACCIDENT."

IF I WAS A BRUTAL MURDERER I WOULD HAVE BROKE HIS LEGS, THEN PUSHED HIM DOWN THE STAIRS, SHOOT HIM 37 TIMES TO MAKE SURE HE'S DEAD, DECAPITATE THE HEAD SO THE BODY COULDN'T BE IDENTIFIED, SEVER THE TORSO AND THROW IT INTO THE LAKE, AND DISSOLVE THE ARMS, LEGS, AND TAIL IN THE TUB WITH VINEGAR. OH WAIT, I DID.

YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BRUTAL MURDERER

Rafiki is dead, I pushed him down the stairs a month ago and said he fell.

But Rafiki.