Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It might mean nothing to you, but it’s my smurfing life. :frust:

Surely it can't be that bad. They just...want control of you. :(

smurf it. If I’m going down, I don’t care about looking like an idiot. I’ll swing as many punches as I can, before they capture, castrate, and skin me alive. And then kill me.

What would you DO?

If you did, then the wolves would most likely get me... and I can’t fend off wolves! I would be doomed.

Don't worry. I'm not giving you up. I can deal with it.

What a horrible dilemma I have been hurled in to :whimper:

It would have to be goodbye. For good.

Good god... I am murdering you! There must be some way to stop this.

I felt one just now. It sounded like ripping paper.