Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I don't think so. Unless clams are cold and sweaty?

Do they actually have anything to do with clams?>\\ smurfING BACKSPACE KEY IS SO ELUSIVE

But I like whiteboards moar so.
Chalks, btw, remind me of failing marks and homeworks to copy. Did you ever have that feeling too?

Much worse. Clammy hands are on the top of the list. List of Blegh.

Are those better or worse than Turtle Hands?

He also has clammy hands. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

What a smurfing idiot! I can see why you wouldn’t want to be around him.

He was trying to...I think it's called drifting. I think he was trying to drift. I guess you're supposed to go really really fast, and then put on the emergency brake. But instead of doing that, he slammed on the regular break. So of course he spun out of control, and he hit a tree. But he did it while he had smurfing other people in the car, and he didn't tell them that he was going to do it. He had never done it before either. AND he was using another person's car. What douchebagery.

What happened?

I guess I'm not really interested in finding out how to make a caramel anyways. Oh that reminds me. The creepy guy at the ice cream place got into a car accident. What an idiot.