Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Very primitive suggestion. I might as well run around in a loincloth, beating wildebeest with a chunk of a tree!

Open a window?

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Stop getting into the brains of other people.

One time, while I was in Brazil, a mountain lion tried to eat me while I was urinating outside of a bar.

Wait, that wasn’t me.

They're so cute! There was one on Malcolm in the Middle. But it was evil. Not like the other mountain lions, or Yamaneko. No wait, I wanted to say that Yamaneko was evil.

I’m like a drunk mountain lion!

Not that you really care whose fault it truly is. The first person you lay your eyes on, that's who gets blamed.

Kind of, yeah. It is its fault, after all.

Can you blame it?