Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Kind of. There was one hospital I always got smurfed on, though. For some reason I couldn’t handle my funds so well in there... I don’t know, I think it must have been cursed or something.

That game is so much fun, but I could never get very far. Were you good at it?

I put drink machines in front of rat holes in Theme Hospital!

Fires aren't fun to clean in the sims. I always put the bookcase by the fireplace and expect it not to burn, but it always does.

Not much fun to clean up.

But pleasing to look at.

A little dangerous, don’t you think?

Take a match to it!

Nope. Just junk. Lots of junk. Some useful stuff is on it, but mostly junk.

Tissues? Been sneezing?