Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You would have to have two left feet, too. Then it would look at least a little more balanced.

That would be ugly.

Maybe if you had two left arms.

I can take it.

Embarrassing. Too embarrassed.

It could probably work if it was the other way around, too.

Possibly...it was like...a year and a half ago. I don't know if I've given anyone else a piggyback ride since then. And I think all the muscle I had from taekwondo has turned back into fat. :-\

But in that case, yes, I would appreciate it if you would drop a few.

Whoa, strong woman. I weigh 1000 trillion pounds.

No need, really. My friend's brother probably weighs nearly the same as you, and I could carry him.

I’ll try to drop a few pounds first.