Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Maybe I could use this to my advantage... but most likely not.

Blegh. Poor thing. It makes my body go all ick and tense just thinking about it.

Cut off one of its legs (the one the hook was stuck in) and then threw it back into the water.

What did your dad do with the octopus? You didn't EAT it did you?

The idea blew my mind at the time.

You thought it was a lie or something?

My dad caught an octopus once while we were fishing off a wharf. They actually do shoot ink. I was amazed.

That's a very unflattering name for them. Crustacean. Ugh the crunch of their limbs snapping off is so smurfing nasty. Octopus. Octopus is so gross.

Crabs are crustaceans, like lobsters.

Crabs. In that thread about pants in the lounge I put in crabs. I always put in crabs. When there's no more room in hell, the crabs will walk the earth.

Ugh. :(