Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I just like, taunted him and . I don’t know. I guess I was a bad kid or whatever. One time he got so mad he grabbed me by the shirt and pushed me to the other side of the room and slammed me into the wall. I was scared, but I managed too fake a tough guy outfit.

Did you do anything back to him, or just focused on nursing your poor hand? :(

Whatever. He hated me because of my race, so it was fair.

Hate crime.

I liked to antagonize him.

Why would he do that?

I don’t know, but it hurt a lot. It’s just a tiny blue mark on my right wrist. Quite amazing, really.

How deep did the smurfing thing go?

I got stabbed in that class. With an uh, pen. By a Chinese guy. I still have the mark on my hand. It’s like a TATTOO.

I liked it too, but maybe just because I found it insanely easy.