Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'm just jealous. It's a nice feeling. I've cut my hair many times just for that reason.

!!

Cocksucker.

It won’t be happening to me for a while. 8-)

Ugh yeah that's the worst. Cold, wet rag on my back. That's why I've started to take my clip into the bathroom with me. No more of that .

Slopping on your back and such & such.

Yeah I don't like doing it. I don't like being all wet around the computer. God wet hair is disgusting.

Oh I have done that, but I don’t count it as naked. Besides, I usually just go for a quickie whilst toweled.

Towel makes all the difference. >=)

Oh no, not me. I don’t swing that way.