Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Lightning will be the next goal.

Dang, hope you're feeling better . Even static shock is painful to me sometimes.

I’m fine. I just had to ask somebody about it, because I was worried that I might perish later on or something. He said that if I didn’t feel it in my heart, I should be fine. I didn’t feel it in my heart. I was scared at first, but surviving a horror which occasionally cooks babies was a rush. Plus, I had always wondered what would happen... and now I know. L:)(

Oh god don't say that. I was going to ask if you got burned anywhere. I guess if you didn't that...has to be good.

Apparently, I’m lucky the shock didn’t explode out my heart or whatever. I don’t know, I think it came out my toe, because my left toe was REALLY sore for a while afterwards (and I am quite sure it went through my left hand) but there are n-0t marks anywhere on me. Not that I know much about the getting electrocuted trade.

Jesus Christ. :( I know it's not your fault but it makes me angry xD That is scary. Eeeugh. It's bad enough when it's just like a little tiny electric shock from like a tv or something but that sounds more SERIOUS than that. Ah

While I was away, I decided to do some cleaning to... you know, make the time go away. Anyway, I was cleaning in the laundry on a wall where I didn’t know there was a power outlet on... the water dripped into the outlet and because my feet were also soaking... BANG. While it was happening (it was really fast, like in an instant) I thought some brute had walked in and smashed me with a baseball bat. I remember that in my head I tried to turn around and ask him why he did that, but all I Could do was shout and fall backwards. I didn’t realize what had happened until I noticed that power had gone out... phew. It was terrifying, but I didn’t suffer any permanent damage.

How and why and where and

Oh, just tell me a story. Tell me a STORY. The story.

Computer evolves for us.

But that reminds me:

I got electrocuted.

Clearly we need to evolve from the computer. Like we need to evolve to the electric car already ffs. But then Microsoft employees would be out of jobs oh dear. :-\