Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Dear Meat Puppet,

You're going to love the way you look. I guarantee it.

Love,
SNOOZER

Hello, Liamtron. Has life been treating you well?

I'm always afraid my movie trailer is going to get carried away in a flood.

I received no such electronic mail. However, I did investigate on YouTube after you told me and discovered that there were trailers FOR the trailer. Fan-made, o' course!

Somebody asked me how old I was today, which turned out to be a rather horrifying experience: I first said 27, and then 21. I left it at 21, and—once I came to the realization of my twisted lies—shouted TWENTY-ZERO. Now my face was red, and I wished I had just stuck on 21. I mean, who cares if somebody thinks I’m 21? Obviously I do—perhaps too much—but is it really something I could go to gaol for? Hmm.. yes. It :yap:

Miss Nelson is Missing!

(SPOILER)Everything about you seems to suggest Everything but the Girl, and yet, the total opposite.

What is a psychological quandary like yourself doing on this plane of reality?

Spoiler2SNAKES ON A PLANE (of reality)

There's a gtaiv trailer? Is there? I will have to find it rightaway, and probably then ooze my special fluids.

I forgot to say--congrats on the April 1st thing. If that is a joke that would be smurfing horrible and mean and completely unacceptable. But hey if it isn't that is awesome and great!

A candy coloured clown they call the sandman tiptoes through my room every night.

Big O's methinks.