Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Ew ew ew ew no I've never had that happen to me. Don't tell me...you've experienced this?

Ew, what about when huge clumps of it fall out and onto their shoulder? OR ON TO YOUR ARM?~!#$!@# %

Oh yeah. My brothers have to be forced to clean their ears. Well, they have to be forced to do a lot of personal hygiene stuff. Blugh. It's so gross when you like, are sitting behind someone or something and you can SEE it in their ear oh god.

That stuff is smurfing disgusting.

Do you think he has an overabundance of earwax?

I don’t see how you could be sarcastic about that.

Because I'm saying you're better than he is? Yeah, that's a real compliment.

You’re too good to me. Not that I am complaining.

Awww no no no. :( You could never be him! Or really, I should say, he could never be you.

Don’t make an Evastio out of me, baby.