Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Not quite! In fact, far from it. There are plenty of people that like the Ramones that I don’t like. For example Alive-Man.

You're the Dynamic Duo.

He also likes the Ramones.

You'd be able to eat the best lemon meringue pie in the world.

I would be more interested in an Anthony Bourdain kind of thing.

A TV show doesn't appeal to you?

My god, I think you’re completely wrong. But good guess. :)

I dunno, I think your destiny is to become the new Steve Irwin. The Steve Irwin that eats the animals he stalks, instead of just looking at them and bothering them.

Then I will eat the most perishable stuff first, and keep the other stuff for later.

Of course, if it’s that gigantic, it probably would kill me before I could get around to eating it.

What if it's a gigantic snake and you're stuffed before you can even finish half?