Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

If it was anyone else that made me vomit, I would be pissed. I am very bias when it comes to you, I am afraid.

You're going to be vomiting for 24 hours straight. I'm sorry.

I... I don’t know what to say. I am totally blown in the mind. Like a small child who found his father’s gun.

Sauce dripping down her jowls?

I could imagine her eating one of those sticked-sausages wrapped in pancake.

Since it had been a while, I decided to wander into your usernotes and leave a message for you. I went to click on the "Post new usernote" link, and then I froze, because I saw something amazing.

The number beside "Usernotes" was 44297.
"But that's absurd," I thought, "in all of my years as a student of advanced calculus, I have never heard of such a vast number.", so I counted. I counted for three days and three nights, and eventually I counted 7999 usernotes, before I realised that I didn't know what came next.

So I took EoFF's word for it. Here's 44298. <3

Good. What a bitch! But she's probably had a heart attack by now with so many kids swearing and stuff. BAH. Fight fire with fire.

Man, one time when I was about 11 or 12, I was at this fair and I exclaimed JESUS CHRIST when I got a fright and one of those... my God, she was like some vicious space lizard with deadly accuracy... she caught me by the ear and made sure I regretted using the name of her One and Only Lord in such a vile manner & sent me on my way.
Didn’t change my vocabulary, though.

No xD Never. I avoid them at all costs. Talking to them is impossible. Kicking them in the stomach will have to do, then. Or smacking them on the mouth. Yeah, I like that better.

What?! Have you never offended one of those things? There is no walking away until they dismiss you.