Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I'm very uncultured. And I was never interested. Still not, really. Not at all, actually.

You’ve never been to Opera?

Opera? Oh I hope there's an opera. Now that I've seen a ballet, I guess the next step is opera.

Theater and orchestra.

How will you impart your knowledge of these things on a wide scale if you're not literate?

What use is literacy when I am learned in several areas of Moon Worship and the Complications of the dreaded Sausage Creatures?

I think it's the fact that you're illiterate.

Then I guess I will have to... stop brewing moonshine? Not that I do. But something must be giving off bad vibes. Perhaps somnambulism is to blame.

If you do I will be very upset. All that niceness gone away. :(

Must be the long hair. I’m going to have to get you thinking differently—maybe a pompadour or something.