Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You gotta be careful. He has a thing for the young ladies.

I'm going to find this person. AND WHEN I DO

I can’t. He pulled the same tricks on me.

Oh, now it all makes sense. Yuck. Take some mace to his face!

And my dad.

That was always really disgusting--people hitting their dogs early on so they'd be all mean and nasty for the rest of their lives. Every trailer park needs to be blown up.

Depends on how you do it. If you try to hit one when it is coming for you, it would probably just enrage the dog... but if you hit it from a young age, then it will become like play dough to you.

Me neither. :-\ I would have liked to once, when one was chasing after me but yeah. Hitting those would probably make them more wanting to kill you anyways.

No way! I would never hit a cat. I couldn’t. I haven’t even been able to hit a dog that was trying to eat me.

You never get the urge to punch his lights out?