Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

What do you think of the sock puppet in my profile picture, Lord Cz of Georgington?

Perhaps you could write poetry about the struggles of not having a face.

I see that the key to writing great poetry is to have no face. I will have to work on this one...

I love your poetry and would love to read more. (More of your poetry, that is.)

You should try it sometime. But be subtle, otherwise she will be on to you.

She might do this: ;_;
But then again, she might not.
It’s like a lucky dip.
Except not a dip.
And not lucky.
So not at all.

I have never known grammar so appalling that it has made a person weep. Who could have thought that language could be so destructive?

Yes, if it were not for the hyphen, I would have not survived that user note.
I picked up some horrendous hyphen habits at an easily influenced age, you see. They really make Resha weep.

Confining yourself to breaking every rule would bind you to a set of rules in itself, so perhaps such a task would be impossible. The best way to remain anarchic and unpredictable is to break rules and follow them in indeterminate ways. For example, at this moment I have decided to flout the rules of grammar by creating a long run-on sentence with no commas that allow the reader to pause for breath and therefore make him or her very angry and want to hit we with a sharp instrument but I shall still follow some of the other rules and include a full stop as the end of it so as to remain unpredictable.

Breaking every rule would probably be just as boring as strictly following every rule, don’t you think? Or maybe I am just mad.