Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I think that’s going a bit too far.

What about accidentally crawling into the oven every time?

I was thinking more along the lines of setting yourself on fire every time you tried to get dressed, but I guess that will do.

Like when you forget to wear a bra and you have to change for PE.

It could be much worse.

I still put things on backwards and don't notice for hours. Will I ever destroy that habit? Am I doomed, for life?

It’s been over a decade, but you have just about got it.

What the smurf are YOU talking about I did it today. It took forever, but I was able to accomplish it okay. Half decent. I'm still practicing.

But for some reason you refuse to.

I can dress myself.