Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It’s the hat that gets me.

I wouldn't be able to look past the hair.

It is highly unlikely.

He is a very happy human.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nandor_Tanczos

Is he a cousin of Trogdor's?

Nandor, or whatever is name is. His suit is made of hemp.

You're being very radical. Ralph Naderish. You must be the true heir to the green party!

Neither is Oprah.
I don’t actually have anything against Oprah, I just thought I would blend in with the cool kids if I pretended to?

I don't know myself. I can only understand so much! I'm like a medium. Mediums were on Oprah the other day. John...Edwards? That guy is not pleasant.

I don’t know. Why are they freezing me? Can you tell me more about these aliens? You are being too vague

head turns for 5' and this happens. bah, back to Jiang Dong with me.