Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It's the 14 thing. I get it. Everybody's racist against us younger folks.

(SPOILER)You'll all be sorry when you're old and weak, and I'm young and proud.

Sorry for being so harsh but

Never.

So when are you going to offer me a D8?

You need to stop being so 20.

Make Dan Dan stay in EoFF by posting a usernote for him.

Hey, your pencil sharpener recommendation PM was kind of a double entendre. I would ask you for clearer instructions, but somehow I feel it's a dead end. Did you LIE about your pencil sharpener expertise?

Maybe one of these days you can fill me in on your footwear preferences.

Poptarts.

HELLO SON SON!