Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I... I can’t see!

Oh, THAT. Okay, now I get it. *blinds*

Yeah, because it’s like, I am going to hit you with a bat, but it’s like, well, like, um

I don't think so, mister.

But there are uglier bats! Then it could be a double... entyraer

There are ugly snakes.

I'd rather use an ugly animal. Or...well, rattlesnakes would be okay. We could use rattlesnakes.

Sure. But who cares? It’ll hurt the Irish just as much... if not more so, because the snakes can still be used for beating with after life expiration.

Wouldn't that hurt the snakes?

We can beat them to death with snakes, if you like. It could kind of be poetic justice.