Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh, that's not the way I like it.

Shorts. Do you like

shorts

?

What twisted fantasies you have. :rolleyes2

You'll have a tube. A rubber ducky looking tube encircling your waist! Ready for pool action.

I won’t be naked.

What if you catch yourself in a mirror?

That’s the one. Put on your nice pants. People will be looking at you.

Usually when I find people are not looking at me, no pants will do fine.

"Dressy trousers" Dress trousers. Nice pants.

I think that’s all I have, so that’s a relief. Oh, ther eis like one pair of something else but I am too lazy to look for them p :skull::skull::skull::skull: I was resting on my hand and my elbwo slipped

Jeans are #1 anyways. Always have been, always will be.

I would be willing to seek them out, but since you don’t care... *harumph*