Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I’ve always considered tin foil a worthwhile accessory/chewing gum replacement.

So you didn't put tin foil on your head and walk around in public after seeing it?

What a stupid movie that was. I hated that movie.

Just hope they're stupid aliens then, and you can throw water on them to kill them. Unless they don't actually want to kill you and just want to like abduct you or something maybe you want to be abducted.

If the guitar does nothing, then my legs won’t.
Unless “rl” follows Morrowind’s combat laws.

Run! Or if you're feeling feisty, you could kick. Karate chop kick them.

What are you suggesting?

You still have your legs.

I’d probably try and take them out with the epiphone first, since that feels like a better weapon. If things get better I’ll switch to... whatever the other one is. I can’t even remember.

Unless the alien is impervious to guitar attacks. Then I’m smurfed.

Oh you're horrible!

I wonder how many blows you could land with that one.