Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It is! Nice job. Maybe he could be like a banana peel then? :(

If I held him by the legs, I would have lost balance and fell over; if I held him by his head, his legs would snap when I hit my opponent, and I would still lose.
That is my uhhh
hypo
hypothesis
I think that’s the word.

You could have jousted with him.

He was too small to be a shield. I guess I could have used his head as a weapon, or something.

Too bad you weren't actually the head of a gang, then. He could have been useful. Or at the very least, a shield.

It was fine as long as he wasn’t around. But he was almost everywhere. Ugh. That’s something else he would do. Whenever I said something, he would repeat it. He was like one of those goons you see in the movies who follow their boss around. Laughs when he laughs and carry on.

Did people really hold it against you, that he liked you and stuff?

I know. Well, I knew who he was all throughout high school—everybody did. But on the first day of Year 13 (my last year), Jason & I were standing by this wall and we were waiting for someone (can’t remember who) when all of a sudden this little midget creeps up on us and just starts talking to me. I make the mistake of making him laugh a couple of times and he thinks I’m a legend. And that’s all it took; I couldn’t get rid of him for the rest of that grade. Well, there’s my last year of school ruined. :frust:

Blecch. Giant heads are never a good sign xD How did you get to know THAT guy? Or I should say how did he get to know you.

Ew. It just sounds so sleazy. I used to know a guy like that, but I don’t know if he was better or worse. You could tell he was a creep by looking at him, though. Don’t judge a book by its cover I KNOW but this was the real deal. Little body but with a big head and MASSIVE hands. Every girl in school knew him & hated him. Ugh. Worst part was that he though he was my friend—if not best (or only) friend—so whenever he saw me he would get all excited and shout my name... maybe even run up and give me a hug or something. Bad publicity.

sucks you had to be stuck with that guy though :(