Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Only on my soul.

Did she leave a mark?

No, those kind of people... become horrendous beasts when you do that. You must be subtle. One time I smashed my mother’s wine bottle to keep it from her and... well... yeah. Be subtle!

Should I preemptively smash bottles, or just keep a close eye on him? I guess smashing bottles would be bad. He would know something was up. Unless I do it under the pretense that I am merely trying to look out for him.

Just keep him away from the liquor. If his head is on straight, he’ll be able to keep those magical mittens to himself.

Well....well all right. I guess that would make it easier for us to incriminate him. But if he starts getting physical, I'm outta there.

I think we should keep this a secret, at least, until Santa starts hitting on you.

Do you think we should tell someone?

Add a bit more olive to his skin and change that red to tan... oh my god, you’re right.

Santa is probably a Columbian drug lord.