Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

His definition of “good” is subjective to where he is. Remember those boys in Myanmar who were considered gods or some :skull::skull::skull::skull:? Well, SANTA VISITED THEM! And gave them sweet, sweet opium. To smoke. Because that’s what they did.

I hope I'm not too late to wish you a very happy Valentine's day!

I curse myself for failing to get on the ball with LBPMs deal.

For you anyway.

So if I'm late, here's a preemptive

There are still good kids, in those parts?

More like M4 Carbines. He goes to the most dangerous parts of the world, you know.

He must steal a few concubines every few years. There's no way he could last.

Once a year, or so I hear. It must be hard for him to... bear.

He probably doesn't get to see young people too often.

Just as long as you pack your mace when rendezvousing with SANTA CLAUS. You just never know what that twisted old swine has in mind...

Oh really cause last time I talked to SANTA CLAUS he told me otherwise.

I don’t think I deserve anything, to be honest.