Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It’s kind of disgusting. Because they have like.. fingures, but they are not apes. YIKES.

Just imagine them touching you!

Possum hands are worse. If you know what those things are. They are not opossum.

Well...fine. Fine. That will be easier for me.

What do you think about rat hands? Their hands are so odd. I want to clal them cute, but I can't, really. It bothers me.

You don’t have to worry about them. Trust me.

I won't have to worry about them any longer.

It’s a pleasure to have it done for me! They just twist me in the heat of the moment, though. With their beady little eyes.

It just can't be helped. And I don't mind doing it. In fact, it's my pleasure. I have to make sure they don't take you away for themselves! And like, eat you.

Maybe I just smell like cheese or something.

You magnet.