Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

They wouldn't even ask if you told their friend to smurf off. Bang bang!

Not that the ghettos this close to Antarctica are dangerous. The people who are REALLY dangerous here are far more reserved than these... scrawny kids with flaming groins who run around looking for fights.

But I thought that would like defeat the purpose, as he wants to fight. Although still, not going it alone is better.

He really doesn’t. He IS a weapon. That’s why I take him with me on my ghetto escapades.

He doesn't need a weapon.

His moves are surprisingly lithe for a rhino.

He is a rhinoceros.

One time my brother and I were talking through the “ghetto,” and this skinny kid on a motorbike rode up beside me and asked if I told his friend to smurf off. It was pretty confusing (I didn’t tell anyone to smurf off). I said no, which mad my brother mad at me; I guess he likes fighting kids on motorbikes or something.

They ain't dangerous!

It makes me feel like you’re going to blow my brains out.