Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I’m not as little as you think I am! I think.

Haha, yeah it would probably be too much of a shock for your little body.

Not if I want to live.

Are you going to get your hands on one anytime soon? :D

Who wants to live that long, anyway? Besides, why bother about health when we have SAUSAGES ON A STICK WHICH ARE WRAPPED IN smurfING CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES?

You need to slow down. You'll be dead by the time you're 45.

Yeah, my body doesn’t care about time. It’s probably really like 566.231531612362134 seconds before I’m ready to go, anyway.

You need at least 10 minutes a day of "you time." There's no way around it! I don't understand where they're getting these numbers or why they think 10 minutes is enough but whateva.

But in this hectic life style, I just can’t find the time to cool down!

Your bones would turn to bark. Cool down for 5 minutes is essential.