Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah, white people are the scum of the Earth. Or earth.

Ah right, cause they're not white. I should have taken that into account.

You know, they never really seem that hairy.

No no, it's not itchy, just...makes me feel really gross. Well, cause it is :laugh: But I feel like homeless person in a third world country. Maybe that's a little bit of an exaggeration.

Itchy?

No, not now. But smurf I had been without a razor for like a week or so cause it got all rusty with accidentally leaving it in a bad spot and oh my god it's been torture. But finally. Finally. Sweet Jesus.

Time fer some shavin¥’? PISS OFF YENEEN.

where are my razor blades

I have more than you! Ahahahahahah tAKE THAT.

Well, mine, but I don't really differentiate between the two.