Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Yeah but...well okay. Do you see being drunk as an excuse for bad behaviour?

No. He was drunk.

Did he ever mention it again?

How everyone in the family was worried about me. How he didn’t want to see me do drugs, ever. How I was SPECIAL. Stuff like that.

What was he saying?

How... creepy. In my opinion. The only time my uncle has creeped me out was this one time he was talking to me on the phone and he was REALLY drunk. I wanted to hang up but I didn’t want to be a .

Yes. And...charming.

Does he use the word “pretty” when describing you?

No. He doesn't stay with us when he comes out, thankfully.

:barf: At least he doesn’t come into your room, right? ...right?