Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Oh, that's lovely. An upstanding man, to be sure. And yeah, he did. It's all very...awkward. Ugh. I hate it when he's around. xD His hugs are terrible. It's like...it's not stuff that my dad will really notice or anything, though. He's always complimenting my looks and comparing me to his girlfriend (or fiancee now) and I'm just like AH.

Yuck no. My one just had an affair with my mother. Didn’t yours try to look down your top or something?

Goody goody goody. >:D Did he ever PULL DOWN YOU PANTS? My uncle has done that to me. I did not like it!

Now everything is all right.

There there. :( :HOLDS:

Haha yeah you’re right. Too right.

Why can't uncles keep their hands to themselves? I mean...seriously. I think it must be all uncles who do these horrible things.

Like a small child who has a bad uncle. Bad uncle!

Its eyes would be dead. DEAD.

It just wouldn’t be the same?