Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

It’s orange! Like his pubic hair. He confessed this when Borat was a guest on the show.

What else do you know about his facial hair? >-D cyclops

He says he can’t grow a mustache, and if he wants one, he has to grow on hair really long and then fold it over and wax it into the shape of a mustache.

He would look like Gimli, except not at all.

I wonder if he will. He seemed to like them, so he might. I felt glum about missing out on them, though. I’ve never seen him with that much facial hair.

What the smurf. How rude. He better start again.

But that’s on South Park... *Conan O’Brien & South Park trivia outburst*

Oh hey, I got to watch Conan last night. But... I missed him having massive sideburns. Apparently, over this week he has been growing sideburns, but last night (or whenever) his hair stylist just lopped them off without asking him.

But he can eat his own face.

I don’t like that one.

:laugh: I was not expecting that. I was expecting David Blaine.