Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

They should do it with Chicken McNuggets.

Ah ha yeah I remember you telling me about that once! They should take the fat from when the girls get liposuction and put it in their boobs.

No I don’t. And I especially don’t want to grope implanted ones. Yuck. My aunty has them and she hugged me once and I could feel one on my shoulder and it was smurfing disgusting.

You just want to grope boobs.

I thought of it when I was watching Dr. 90210 many moons ago. The surgeon was telling her how beautiful her boobs were, and at first I thought: “Wow, what does he think he’s doing? This guy is..” But then it hit me. He made them. Sure, she paid for them, but that is an unnecessary complication (for me )

That would stop people getting plastic surgery very quickly. Whoa. What a foolproof plan.

Surgeon who do breast implants should be able to create the rules for the breasts.

Lombardi: “Oh hey candy”
*Lombardi gropes Candy’s breasts*
Candy: “You sick smurf! I’m suing you for sexual harassment!”
*Surgeon enters*
Surgeon: “Sorry, Candy. Those breasts are not yours any more. If anything, with your denial of his access to public property, Lombardi should be suing you.”

I could feel them up!

Maybe waking up with breast implants or something.

Would you be afraid of not waking up?