Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I know I wouldn’t. But there’s no telling what those psychotic doctors get up to while I’m under the juice.

You wouldn't.

A black man’s back.

It wouldn't be your back anymore though. That would be...weird. Someone else's back.

I would be willing to get a back transplant, if that were the case.

Yeah, you would have to get it removed. It's unbearable for everybody!

I don’t know if I would be able to take back hair. Every time I peek behind me, there would be a massive sprawl of forestry lurching toward me... Jesus Christ.

LOADS OF BACK HAIR.

Yeah, none of this XXY trash.

You're a real man.