Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

I have never been to Ireland.

Have you ever been there?

Haha I have an uncle who got Married in a kilt. But he did so in Ireland.

It's okay. I wasn't expecting you to. Ugh. My uncle is going to be in a kilt. ffs. Why does she have to be such a smurfing hippie.

Sounds like something you would have to dress up for. I can’t save you. :(

My uncle lives there and he's getting married. It's going to be a Renaissance wedding. God I hope I don't have to dress up too. It will be the most mortifying thing ever.

What the hell do you have to go there for? Or fer. Whichever suits you.

You have the know the difference on many tests here. Have to name all the states. I wish I could just say all of the south was Texas. TEXAS. I have to go there this April, I think. :( I don't wanna!

They’re all the same to me. Just one big wad of chewing gum.

I would say Georgia, but Alabama works just as well.