Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

They're so aggravating it's just too overwhelming. Watching a whole episode is truly impossible.

That’s awesome. I tried to watch one of those sweet 16 shows once, but I couldn’t stand it.

Ahaha yeah. Maybe I would kill it so that it wouldn't have to be sold. Probably not. That reminds me. I was watching one of those sweet sixteen shows on mtv and this girl was riding a horse that had a unicorn on it. Her mom had made this huge thing to go on its head. But the horse really didn't like it and flicked its head and the horn hit the girl right in the face. 8-)

You’d probably get more money for the living unicorn.

Like in Charlie the Unicorn! Kind of.

You could sell his kidneys.

Watch spiders crawl over his face.

We could poke it with a stick.

No fun to play with a dead body.

*drops anvil on his head*