Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Did he wet his bed?

He kind of reminds me of my brother.

God yes Peter is so annoying. Everything about him is just so...to me, he's a very real character. Very disgusting. smurf off

He’s better than Peter Griffin, in my opinion.

You just have to admire him.

That’s a good one, but not if too many people use it. Also:

[after Lisa has told him about the first step of a problem or whatever]
Is it also the last step?

(or along those lines)

AHA

Oh Lisa, trying is just the first step toward failure

1. Is it that one he said to Bart that one time?
2. Oh dear, I clicked the list button.

So many people are using one of his quotes for their yearbook quote. Cant' remember what it is exactly. Something about never trying or something. Failing.

I got it from HOmer Simpson.