Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

No, that’s for those site staff dogs.

Will you make the front page?

It’ll be worth it. Trust me.

You're going to smell bad. BAD.

I’ll need some... fertilizer.

You should though seriously. That would be really smurfing cool. Someone suggested to my english teacher the other day that she should throw a grenade at all of us. So you know. It's not so crazy.

I’ll go make a bomb and throw it some children oh terrorist how crazy holy :skull::skull::skull::skull: I am typing faster than my text is being interpreted by my computer how bizarre.

Don't go explode or anything.

Yes. Yes, I am very sure I have seen that one. This is very exciting for me.

no wait whoops