Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Why yes. Yes he did! And how they shouldn't hear that or anything or something like that

Are you trying to tell me that we actually saw the same episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien? Did he talk about his daughters?!

The guy on Full House. Bob...Saget. He was talking about Aristocrats. He was dirty in that movie! Jeff Goldblum looks sweaty all the time. To me. Maybe I'm just making it up.

That’s probably the only place anyone would pet him. Though some girls do touch his thigh... and a few weird guys. Oh my god, there are some people on there that I would never think would be funny with him. Jeff Goldblum. What a FREAK. Though he was so funny.

I guess I kinda do want to touch his hair.

Not even slightly?

I don't really want to pet him.

He says how much of a kitten he is.

He acts tough but

I wonder if he’ll miss Max.