Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

This is great news. But if you ever decide to do so for some crazy reason, I demand pictures first. I need all the fangs I can get.

Then I won’t get them sawed off (not that I was planning on it)

Fine. But fangs are cool :(

You’re not a whore.

:-*

I... kind of have fangs. Just eye teeth, though. Nothing vampiric.

Are you very pale too? Do you have fangs? A widow's peak?

No I’ve... not heard of it. I don’t hear about new books very often.

Okay, okay, criteria. Are you interested in the book about zombies that just recently came out?

Only if they are created by humans (rather than just zombifying on their own, or zombied by some magical rain or some bull:skull::skull::skull::skull: like that)