Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Quite possibly. One of my sisters has similar queer happenings with her hair.

Hmm...this is very unsettling. I am just about convinced it has something to do with being Irish. You are the third person I know that it afflicted

I wouldn’t be surprised. It would be just like my hair to do such a thing.

You just noticed it not that long ago? Maybe it only decides to show it's face when it gets to a certain length?

It’s toward the tip, and there’s not very much of it. I saw it a while ago and I have found it nearly every time I’ve checked since. But maybe I’m just broken in the head.

Really? That's odd. And unexpected! It does look pure to me, but I'll trust you on this one. I'm sure it's lovely.

I actually have a little red in my hair. It’s very hard to notice, though.

At least it wouldn't be red. Orange, really. There aren't too many people with naturally RED hair. Unfortunate. Red is much more tolerable than orange.

Then I’d beat myself before anyone else had a chance.

What about a sort of Carrot Top thing?