Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

Probably even faster than a mullet would. Not as fast as skinhead, though.

Wise move. It probably would have gotten you beat up real fast.

Ew. I’m not doing THAT.

http://www.sluniverse.com/snapshots/15436.jpg ?

Ugly as smurf.

What is that? I don’t understand it. I’ve only been told about it.

Get a flock of seagulls haircut! :D

I’m almost tempted to do it myself, now... but I think I will wait until I can find a hairdresser. This time, anyway.

You can do it. I'm not PUSHING you to do it or anything just you know. I am confident things will turn out to be all right. A little messy isn't horrible either.

Cut my hair I have. Not a lot, though. Although I have actually done an all right job more than I have screwed up, I don’t feel like risking it right now.

You've done it yourself before right?