Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

You'll still do it anyways? Still burn the doggy doo? :(

It wasn’t my choice, though. I swear! I to burn all photos of me with that thing. Except that one. That can wait until later, because it has one of my favorite dogs in it.

YOUR REDNECK DAYS ARE OVER. THEY ARE OVER!

I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but I used to have one of those, too.

Haha. Lucky you. Better than the mullet, though.

Hell noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am not going to do that. That’s what I used to do when I was a small child. It was like a bowl cut but my parents still had to pay money for it

Oh okay whoa. I thought you were talking like BOWL length. I was going to employ my NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't need to do that now. Pleasant.

Probably around chin length or a little shorter. Gives me some more time.

How short are you getting it cut?!

I won’t need to, once I get that haircut
& regularly comb my hair