Meat Puppet
is smoother than a Sky Pirate. You know. Balthier. Not Vaan.

People who spit in food they make.

People like that are totally smurfed up and I hate them all no matter who they are.

That is something to be proud of. I hate people, but poisoning their food to get back at them is foul business indeed.

He doesn't. Which isn't as exciting. But maybe I can still spice it up--he was the only one in the kitchen who DIDN'T give people bad food, and he was proud of himself.

Make up your mind!

Mitch gives people food poisoning. Actually, he doesn't.

I got food poisoning from a place once! I didn’t sue. I suppose I should have at least done something but... meh. At least other people might get food poisoning from the same place, and they’ll probably be people I don’t like.

Good, cause you would suck if you did sue.

R... ran over your foot? That is disgusting. If someone did that to me, I would sue. Actually... I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t even if they broke a bone. I don’t really like suing.

Nope. Bastards. But I'm well aware that people who work at airports are not nice at all. Impatient. Maybe we just get pampered in California, but some stuff that people said to me while we were in airports were like...jeez. :( This one worker who was moving an old lady in a wheelchair purposely ran over my foot when I didn't hear her say EXCUSE ME the first time.